I Once Dealt With A Prima Donna

Don't Do Drugs To Be Cool, Do 'em Because You Hate Yourself.

When Political Correctness First Started Coming Around, It Ruined Andrew Dice Clay And Eddie Murphy's Stand-up Career. Sam Kinison Died At Just The Right Time, 'cause No One Was Going To Tolerate What He Was Saying Anymore Either.

Artie Is Going To Do What Ever Artie Wants To Do.

I Am Not The Easiest Guy To Live With. It Is Probably The Lack Of Stability In My Life.

I Got Into Comedy So I Could Stay Out All Night.