Alcoholic: Anybody Who Drinks More Than I

A Merry Christmas To All My Friends Except Two.

I Never Drink Water Because Of The Disgusting Things That Fish Do In It.

Thou Shalt Not Take The Name Of The Lord Thy God In Vain Unless You've Used Up All The Other Four-letter Words.

You Can Fool Some Of The People Some Of The Time -- And That's Enough To Make A Decent Living.

If It Does Not Work The First Time, Try, Try Again. Then Quit. No Need To Be An Idiot.