A Merry Christmas To All My Friends

There Comes A Time In The Affairs Of Man When He Must Take The Bull By The Tail And Face The Situation.

Abstaining Is Favorable Both To The Head And The Pocket.

Take Me Down To The Bar! We'll Drink Breakfast Together!

If I Ever Found A Church That Didn't Believe In Knocking All The Other Churches, I Might Consider Joining It.

Attitude Is More Important Than The Past, Than Education, Than Money, Than Circumstances, Than What People Do Or Say. It Is More Important Than Appearance, Giftedness, Or Skill.