List Of Funny Birthday Quotes

Old Age Is Like Everything Else. To Make A Success Of It, You've Got To Start Young.

If You're Not Getting Older, You're Dead.

After Thirty, A Body Has A Mind Of Its Own.

Our Birthdays Are Feathers In The Broad Wing Of Time.

The Best Birthdays Of All Are Those That Haven't Arrived Yet.

Today You Are You! That Is Truer Than True!

You Know You're Getting Old When You Get That One Candle On The Cake. It's Like, 'see If You Can Blow This Out.'

May You Live To Be 100 And May The Last Voice You Hear Be Mine.

Whatever With The Past Has Gone, The Best Is Always Yet To Come.

All The World Is Birthday Cake, So Take A Piece, But Not Too Much.

Every Year On Your Birthday, You Get A Chance To Start New.

There Is Still No Cure For The Common Birthday.