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Why Do People Give Each Other Flowers? To Celebrate Various Important Occasions, They’re Killing Living Creatures? Why Restrict It To Plants? 'sweetheart, Let’s Make Up. Have This Deceased Squirrel.

What's With This Weird Hotel Custom Of Leaving A Piece Of Chocolate On The Pillow? I Awoke Thinking My Brain Had Hemorrhaged Some Sort Of Fecal Matter.

The Best Revenge Is Living Well.

You Can Be Passionate About Anything.

You Know How Your Charger For Your Phone? It's Like If You Had A Charger For Your Whole Body And Mind