The Best Revenge Is Living Well.

Let's Examine The Dog Mind: Every Time You Come Home, He Thinks It's Amazing. He Can't Believe That You've Accomplished This Again. You Walk In The Door. The Joy Of It Almost Kills Him. "he's Back Again! It's That Guy! It's That Guy!"

I Wonder Is Illiterate People Know The Full Meaning Of Alphabet Soup?

Why Would Anybody Want A Friend?

Men Want To Make Women Happy.

I Know What I'm Doing, Just Show Me Somebody Naked.