May You Live To Be 100 And

Rock 'n Roll Smells Phony And False. It Is Sung, Played And Written For The Most Part By Cretinous Goons And By Means Of Its Almost Imbecilic Reiteration And Sly, Lewd, In Plain Fact, Dirty Lyrics ... Manages To Be The Martial Music Of Every Side-burned Delinquent On The Face Of The Earth.

Look Down - Look Down That Lonesome Road Before You Travel On

There Have Been Many Accolades Uttered About Elvis' Talent And Performances Through The Years, All Of Which I Agree With Wholeheartedly. I Shall Miss Him Dearly As A Friend. He Was A Warm, Considerate And Generous Man.

And Now The End Is Near, And So I Face The Final Curtain.

A Man Doesn't Know What Happiness Is Until He's Married. By Then It's Too Late.