You Take Care And I Hope I'll

Every Time I Get In An Elevator, The Operator Says The Same Thing To Me: 'basement?'

Hey, Did Somebody Step On A Duck?

I Came From A Real Tough Neighborhood. Why, Every Time I Shut The Window I Hurt Somebody's Fingers.

For Two Hours, Some Guy Followed Me Around With A Pooper Scooper.

If I Could Have Dinner With Anyone Who Lived In History, It Would Depend On The Restaurant.