You Know Why I Feel Older? I

I Don't Mind Aging, I Just Don't Want To Be A Day Older.

If You Don't Think That All Life Is Improvisation, Then You Haven't Been Paying Attention. Life Is What Happens To You While You're Making Other Plans.

On Her Daughter Melissa: The Only Time She Really Cried Is When I Sat Her Down And Told Her That She Was Not Adopted.

She Doesn't Understand The Concept Of Roman Numerals. She Thought We Just Fought In World War Eleven.

Nothing Is Yours Permanently So You Better Enjoy It While It's Happening.