If You Don't Think That All Life

How To Fool Yourself Into Feeling Younger: When You Go To Restaurants, Always Check A Coat And A Skateboard.

Don't Tell Your Kids You Had An Easy Birth Or They Won't Respect You. For Years I Used To Wake Up My Daughter And Say, 'melissa You Ripped Me To Shreds. Now Go Back To Sleep.'.

I Was Dating A Transvestite, And My Mother Said, "marry Him, You'll Double Your Wardrobe."

One Of The Most Rebellious Things A Woman Can Do Is Allow People To Think She’s Mean.

Having A Baby Is Definitely A Labor Of Love.