Nothing Is Yours Permanently So You Better

I've Learned To Have Absolutely No Regrets About Any Jokes I've Ever Done. You Can Tune Me Out, You Can Click Me Off, It's Ok. I Am Not Going To Bow To Political Correctness.

"i Wouldn't Go Over Here To Lisa Rinna And I Would Say 'are Those Breasts Real, Are You Wearing Underwear?'"

I Like My Politicians And My Judges And My Lawyers To Be Simple. I Think If You Worry About Where Your Hemline Is You're Really Not Concentrating On The World Crisis.

Life Goes By Fast. Enjoy It...everyone Gets So Upset About The Wrong Things.

I Was Just Reading About The New Lindsay Lohan Diet, Which Is All Liquid. 80 Proof.