Whenever I Play With Him , I

You Could Buy My Book In A Paperback Edition For A Dollar, And In Hard Covers For $3.50. And For Fifty Cents Extra, I Come Around To Your House Personally And Wet Your Finger While You're Turning The Pages.

Take Nine Strokes Off Your Score. Skip The Last Hole.

There Was Nothing Subtle About Our Landing. The Pilot Just Pointed The Nose At The Ground And Let Her Rip.

We Had A Very Successful Trip To Russia. We Made It Back.

I Went To Play Golf And Tried To Shoot My Age, But I Shot My Weight Instead.