When We Got Married My Wife Told

Last Week I Told My Psychiatrist, 'i Keep Thinking About Suicide', And He Told Me From Now I Have To Pay In Advance.

What A Dog I Got, He Found Out We Look Alike, So He Killed Himself.

My Son's An Idiot. He Sprained His Ankle Playing Golf. He Fell Off The Ballwasher.

Do Ya Remember The First Time You Had Sex? I Do, And Boy, Was I Scared! I Was Alone!

I'm Tellin' Ya I Get No Respect. When I Was In Switzerland, I Got An Obscene Yodel.