I'm Tellin' Ya I Get No Respect.

My Golf Game Is Getting Real Good. Last Week, I Got Through The Windmill.

Dad Told Me To Stop Running In Circles, I Couldn't, So He Nailed Down My Other Foot!

She Was So Ugly That Her Face Could Stop A Sundial.

We Sleep In Separate Rooms, We Have Dinner Apart, We Take Separate Vacations - We're Doing Everything We Can To Keep Our Marriage Together.

A Girl Phoned Me The Other Day And Said... 'come On Over, There's Nobody Home.' I Went Over. Nobody Was Home.