When Perfect Frankness Comes In At The

Wedding: The Point At Which A Man Stops Toasting A Woman And Begins Roasting Her.

Soft, Sweet Things With A Lot Of Fancy Dressing - That's What A Little Boy Loves To Eat And A Grown Man Prefers To Marry.

It Is As Hard To Get A Man To Stay At Home After You've Married Him As It Was To Get Him To Go Home Before You Married Him.

In Olden Times Sacrifices Were Made At The Altar - A Practice Which Is Still Continued.

A Man Loses His Illusions First, His Teeth Second, And His Follies Last.