List Of Dental Work Quotes

There Was Never Yet Philosopher That Could Endure The Toothache Patiently

A Man Loses His Illusions First, His Teeth Second, And His Follies Last.

I've Been Giving Free Money Seminars For The Troops At Walter Reed Hospital And One Of The Iraqi War Vets Realized That The Military Wouldn't Pay For The Dental Work He Needed.

I Had Very Good Dentures Once. Some Magnificent Gold Work. It's The Only Form Of Jewelry A Man Can Wear That Women Fully Appreciate.

I Don't Get Off On Romantic Parts. But I Often Think If I Had Had My Dental Work Done Early On, Well, Maybe.

If Suffering Brought Wisdom, The Dentist's Office Would Be Full Of Luminous Ideas.

Every Tooth In A Man's Head Is More Valuable Than A Diamond.

Darla [from Buffy The Vampire Slayer] Wasn't Darla In The Beginning, By The Way. Darla Was Just Vampire Girl #1. But I Just Started Adding A Little Bit Of Glee And Joy Into Everything She Did And Just Relied On The Fact That The Prosthetic Does The Work. And Then I Didn't Have To Be Scary. The Prosthetic Was Scary Enough. I Just Had To Smile And Show Off Darla's Really Great Dental Work.

An Aching Tooth Is Better Out Than In. To Lose A Rotting Member Is A Gain.