A Man Loses His Illusions First, His

Estimated From A Wife's Experience, The Average Man Spends Fully One-quarter Of His Life In Looking For His Shoes.

A Man Marries One Woman To Escape From Many Others, And Then Chases Many Others To Forget He's Married To One.

When A Man Spends His Time Giving His Wife Criticism And Advice Instead Of Compliments, He Forgets That It Was Not His Good Judgment, But His Charming Manners, That Won Her Heart.

There Are More Ways Of Killing A Man's Love Than By Strangling It To Death, But That's The Usual Way.

Some Widowers Are Bereaved -- Others, Relieved.