Wedding: The Point At Which A Man

Falling In Love Consists Merely In Uncorking The Imagination And Bottling The Common Sense.

Love Is Woman's Eternal Spring And Man's Eternal Fall. It Is A Game At Which Men Must Play Against Stacked Cards, And Without The Slightest Inkling Of The Trump.

Life Begins At 40 - But So Do Fallen Arches, Rheumatism, Faulty Eyesight, And The Tendency To Tell A Story To The Same Person, Three Or Four Times.

The Honeymoon Is Not Actually Over Until We Cease To Stifle Our Sighs And Begin To Stifle Our Yawns.

The Mistakes You Regret The Most In Your Life Are The Ones You Didn't Commit When You Had The Chance