When In Doubt Or Danger, Run In

Middle Age Is When Work Is A Lot Less Fun And Fun Is A Lot More Work.

When A Person Puts His Best Foot Forward And Gets It Stepped On, That's Life.

A Pessimist Is A Man Who Looks Both Ways When He Crosses The Street.

Many Live By Their Wits But Few By Their Wit.

Noblest Of All Dogs Is The Hot-dog; It Feeds The Hand That Bites It.