Noblest Of All Dogs Is The Hot-dog;

When You See Yourself Quoted In Print And You’re Sorry You Said It, It Suddenly Becomes A Misquotation.

May Your Happiest Days Of The Past Be Your Saddest Days Of Your Future.

You Could Generally Inform A Real Close Friend: When You Have Manufactured A Idiot Of On Your Own He Does Not Truly Feel You've Finished A Long Lasting Job.

It's Better To Have Loved And Lost Than To Have To Do Forty Pounds Of Laundry A Week.

He Laughs Best Whose Laugh Lasts.