He Laughs Best Whose Laugh Lasts.

When In Doubt Or Danger, Run In Circles, Scream And Shout.

Television Has Changed The American Child From An Irresistable Force To An Immovable Object.

A Bureaucrat's Idea Of Cleaning Up His Files Is To Make A Copy Of Every Paper Before He Destroys It.

Middle Age Is When The Best Exercise Is One Of Discretion.

Only Mediocrities Rise To The Top In A System That Won't Tolerate Wave Making.