A Bureaucrat's Idea Of Cleaning Up His

The Man Who Says He Is Willing To Meet You Halfway Is Usually A Poor Judge Of Distance.

Cleaning Anything Involves Making Something Else Dirty, But Anything Can Get Dirty Without Something Else Getting Clean.

Fools Rush In Where Wise Men Fear To Trade.

The Cave-dweller's Wife Complained That He Hadn't Dragged Her Anywhere In Months.

Humility Is The Embarrassment You Feel When You Tell People How Wonderful You Are.