The Cave-dweller's Wife Complained That He Hadn't

America Is A Land Of Taxation That Was Founded To Avoid Taxation.

In A Hierarchy Every Employee Tends To Rise To His Level Of Incompetence ... In Time Every Post Tends To Be Occupied By An Employee Who Is Incompetent To Carry Out Its Duties ... Work Is Accomplished By Those Employees Who Have Not Yet Reached Their Level Of Incompetence.

Middle Age Is When The Best Exercise Is One Of Discretion.

Do It Now. There May Be A Law Against It Tomorrow.

Few Of Us Ever Test Our Powers Of Deduction, Except When Filling Out An Income Tax Form