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You Could Generally Inform A Real Close Friend: When You Have Manufactured A Idiot Of On Your Own He Does Not Truly Feel You've Finished A Long Lasting Job.

The Reason Crime Doesn't Pay Is That When It Does, It Is Called A More Respectable Name.

There Are More Pretty Photographs Of Women Than There Are Photographs Of Pretty Women.

Originality Is The Fine Art Of Remembering What You Hear But Forgetting Where You Heard It.

It's Better To Have Loved And Lost Than To Have To Do Forty Pounds Of Laundry A Week.