The Reason Crime Doesn't Pay Is That

The Incompetent With Nothing To Do Can Still Make A Mess Of It.

Television Has Changed The American Child From An Irresistable Force To An Immovable Object.

Everyone Is In Awe Of The Lion Tamer In A Cage With Half A Dozen Lions-everyone But A School Bus Driver.

Incompetence Plus Incompetence Equals Incompetence.

In Most Hierarchies, Supercompetence Is More Objectionable Than Incompetence.