The Incompetent With Nothing To Do Can

They Lead Only As The Carved Wooden Figurehead Leads The Ship.

Expert: A Man Who Makes Three Correct Guesses Consecutively.

A Pessimist Is A Man Who Looks Both Ways When He Crosses The Street.

The Habitually Punctual Make All Their Mistakes Right On Time.

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