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A Free Press Is One That Prints A Dictator's Speech But Doesn't Have To.

You Could Generally Inform A Real Close Friend: When You Have Manufactured A Idiot Of On Your Own He Does Not Truly Feel You've Finished A Long Lasting Job.

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If At First You Don't Succeed, Lie, Lie Again.

Peter's Principle: In An Organization, Each Person Rises To The Level Of His Own Incompetence.