A Pessimist Is A Man Who Looks

All Science Is Concerned With The Relationship Of Cause And Effect. Each Scientific Discovery Increases Man's Ability To Predict The Consequences Of His Actions And Thus His Ability To Control Future Events.

An Intelligence Test Sometimes Shows A Man How Smart He Would Have Been Not To Have Taken It.

The Habitually Punctual Make All Their Mistakes Right On Time.

It's Strange That Men Should Take Up Crime When There Are So Many Legal Ways To Be Dishonest.

He Laughs Best Whose Laugh Lasts.