Two Peanuts Walk Into A Rather Rough

I Went Window Shopping Today! I Bought Four Windows.

My Dog Was Barking At Everyone The Other Day. Still, What Can You Expect From A Cross-breed.

'doc, I Can't Stop Singing The Green Green Grass Of Home. 'that Sounds Like Tom Jones Syndrome'. 'is It Common?' 'it's Not Unusual.'

Well, My Wife And I Were Married In A Toilet - It Was A Marriage Of Convenience!

I Bought Some Hp Sauce The Other Day. It's Costing Me 6p A Month For The Next 2 Years.