'doc, I Can't Stop Singing The Green

A Jump Lead Walks Into A Bar. The Barman Says "i'll Serve You, But Don't Start Anything."

So I Went To The Doctor's Yesterday. He Said, "what Appears To Be The Problem?" I Said, "i Keep Having This Dream, Night After Night, Beautiful Girls Rushing Towards Me And I Keep Pushing Them Away." He Said, "how Can I Help?" I Said: "break My Arms."

I Used To Be Indecisive But Now I Am Not Quite Sure

A Guy Walks Into A Pub With A Lump Of Asphalt On His Shoulder, He Says To The Bar Man Give Us A Pint And One For The Road.

Doctor, I Can't Pronounce My F's, T's And H's.” “well You Can't Say Fairer Than That Then