I Went Window Shopping Today! I Bought

You Know, Somebody Actually Complimented Me On My Driving Today. They Left A Little Note On The Windscreen, It Said 'parking Fine.'

So I Said To This Train Driver "i Want To Go To Paris". He Said "eurostar?". I Said "i've Been On Telly But I'm No Dean Martin".

Doctor, I Can't Pronounce My F's, T's And H's.” “well You Can't Say Fairer Than That Then

I've Been On The Whisky Diet - I've Already Lost Three Days!

I Went To Buy Some Camouflage Trousers The Other Day But I Couldn’t Find Any.