I Bought Some Hp Sauce The Other

Well, My Wife And I Were Married In A Toilet - It Was A Marriage Of Convenience!

A Friend Of Mine Drowned In A Bowl Of Muesli. A Strong Currant Pulled Him In.

I Inherited A Painting And A Violin Which Turned Out To Be A Rembrandt And A Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt Made Lousy Violins And Stradivarius Was A Terrible Painter.

Deja Moo: The Feeling That You've Heard This Bullshit Before.

My Wife Had A Go At Me Last Night. She Said, Youll Drive Me To My Grave. I Had The Car Out In Thirty Seconds.