My Wife Had A Go At Me

A Man Walks Into A Bar, And He Said Ouch, Cause It Was An Iron Bar.

And An Airplane Of Spittle Dived Into The Sea, There Were No Salivas.

You Know, Somebody Actually Complimented Me On My Driving Today. They Left A Little Note On The Windscreen, It Said 'parking Fine.'

A Jump Lead Walks Into A Bar. The Barman Says "i'll Serve You, But Don't Start Anything."

A Woman Tells Her Doctor, 'i've Got A Bad Back.' The Doctor Says, 'it's Old Age.' The Woman Says, 'i Want A Second Opinion.' The Doctor Says: 'okay - You're Ugly As Well.'