And An Airplane Of Spittle Dived Into

Two Fish In A Tank, One Says To The Other - You Drive I'll Man The Guns.

And An Airplane Of Spittle Dived Into The Sea, There Were No Salivas.

I'm On A Whisky Diet. I've Lost 3 Days Already.

Two Eskimos Sitting In A Kayak Were Chilly; But When They Lit A Fire In The Craft, It Sank, Proving Once And For All That You Can't Have Your Kayak And Heat It Too.

A Woman Tells Her Doctor, 'i've Got A Bad Back.' The Doctor Says, 'it's Old Age.' The Woman Says, 'i Want A Second Opinion.' The Doctor Says: 'okay - You're Ugly As Well.'