True Love Can Be No Deeper Than

Love, The Quest; Marriage, The Conquest; Divorce, The Inquest.

At Twenty, A Man Feels Awfully Aged And Blasé; At Thirty, Almost Senile; At Forty, "not So Old"; And At Fifty, Positively Skittish.

When A Man Spends His Time Giving His Wife Criticism And Advice Instead Of Compliments, He Forgets That It Was Not His Good Judgment, But His Charming Manners, That Won Her Heart.

A Husband Is What Is Left Of A Lover, After The Nerve Has Been Extracted.

Many Men Kill Themselves For Love, But Many More Women Die Of It