Love, The Quest; Marriage, The Conquest; Divorce,

There Are People Whose Watch Stops At A Certain Hour And Who Remain Permanently At That Age.

Matrimony Is The Price Of Love -- Divorce, The Rebate.

An Optimist Is Merely An Ex-pessimist With His Pockets Full Of Money, His Digestion In Good Condition, And His Wife In The Country.

Some Women Can Be Fooled All Of The Time, And All Women Can Be Fooled Some Of The Time, But The Same Woman Can't Be Fooled By The Same Man In The Same Way More Than Half Of The Time.

In Olden Times Sacrifices Were Made At The Altar - A Practice Which Is Still Continued.