At Twenty, A Man Feels Awfully Aged

Love, Like A Chicken Salad Or Restaurant Hash, Must Be Taken With Blind Faith Or It Loses Its Flavor.

The Dollar Sign Is The Only Sign In Which The Modern Man Appears To Have Any Real Faith.

Every Man Wants A Woman To Appeal To His Better Side, His Nobler Instincts, And His Higher Nature - And Another Woman To Help Him Forget Them.

One Man's Folly Is Another Man's Wife.

To A Man, Marriage Means Giving Up Four Out Of Five Of The Chiffonier Drawers; To A Woman, Giving Up Four Out Of Five Of Her Opinions.