Every Man Wants A Woman To Appeal

At Twenty, A Man Feels Awfully Aged And Blasé; At Thirty, Almost Senile; At Forty, "not So Old"; And At Fifty, Positively Skittish.

Wedding: The Point At Which A Man Stops Toasting A Woman And Begins Roasting Her.

To Make A Man Perfectly Happy Tell Him He Works Too Hard, That He Spends Too Much Money, That He Is "misunderstood" Or That He Is "different;" None Of This Is Necessarily Complimentary, But It Will Flatter Him Infinitely More Than Merely Telling Him That He Is Brilliant, Or Noble, Or Wise, Or Good.

A Husband Is What Is Left Of A Lover, After The Nerve Has Been Extracted.

A Bride At Her Second Marriage Does Not Wear A Veil. She Wants To See What She Is Getting.