One Man's Folly Is Another Man's Wife.

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A Man Loses His Illusions First, His Teeth Second, And His Follies Last.

A Man Can Become So Accustomed To The Thought Of His Own Faults That He Will Begin To Cherish Them As Charming Little 'personal Characteristics.'