The Hardest Task Of A Girl's Life,

It Is Easier To Keep Half A Dozen Lovers Guessing Than To Keep One Lover After He Has Stopped Guessing.

A Bachelor Gets Tangled Up With A Lot Of Women In Order To Avoid Getting Tied Up To One.

It's Easier To Hide Your Light Under A Bushel Than To Keep Your Shady Side Dark.

Before Marriage, A Man Declares That He Would Lay Down His Life To Serve You; After Marriage, He Won't Even Lay Down His Newspaper To Talk To You.

The Feminine Vanity-case Is The Graveyard Of Masculine Illusions.