A Bachelor Gets Tangled Up With A

Kissing A Smoker Is Like Licking An Ashtray.

A Good Woman Inspires A Man, A Brilliant Woman Interests Him, A Beautiful Woman Fascinates Him, But A Sympathetic Woman Gets Him.

Eternity: The Interval Between The Time When A Woman Discovers That A Man Is In Love With Her And The Time When He Finds It Out Himself And Tells Her About It.

The Honeymoon Is Not Actually Over Until We Cease To Stifle Our Sighs And Begin To Stifle Our Yawns.

A Man Never Knows How To Say Goodbye; A Woman Never Knows When To Say It.