A Man Never Knows How To Say

A Man's Desire For A Son Is Usually Nothing But The Wish To Duplicate Himself In Order That Such A Remarkable Pattern May Not Be Lost To The World.

Why Does A Man Take It For Granted That A Girl Who Flirts With Him Wants Him To Kiss Her - When, Nine Times Out Of Ten, She Only Wants Him To Want To Kiss Her?

It Isn't Tying Himself To One Woman That A Man Dreads When He Thinks Of Marrying; It's Separating Himself From All The Others.

Before Marriage, When A Woman Speaks To A Man In An Undertone, He Calls It "cooing"; After Marriage, He Calls It Nagging.

Estimated From A Wife's Experience, The Average Man Spends Fully One-quarter Of His Life In Looking For His Shoes.