A Man's Desire For A Son Is

Marriage Is A Bargain, And Somebody Has To Get The Worst End Of The Bargain.

Why Does A Man Take It For Granted That A Girl Who Flirts With Him Wants Him To Kiss Her - When, Nine Times Out Of Ten, She Only Wants Him To Want To Kiss Her?

No Girl Who Is Going To Marry Need Bother To Win A College Degree; She Just Naturally Becomes A "master Of Arts" And A "doctor Of Philosophy" After Catering To An Ordinary Man For A Few Years.

Love Is Woman's Eternal Spring And Man's Eternal Fall. It Is A Game At Which Men Must Play Against Stacked Cards, And Without The Slightest Inkling Of The Trump.

Don't Waste Time Trying To Break A Man's Heart; Be Satisfied If You Can Just Manage To Chip It In A Brand New Place.