Marriage Is A Bargain, And Somebody Has

Flattery Is Like Wine, Which Exhilarates A Man For A Moment, But Usually Ends By Going To His Head And Making Him Act Foolishly.

Love, Like A Chicken Salad Or Restaurant Hash, Must Be Taken With Blind Faith Or It Loses Its Flavor.

A Wise Woman Puts A Grain Of Sugar Into Everything She Says To A Man, And Takes A Grain Of Salt With Everything He Says To Her.

Falling In Love Consists Merely In Uncorking The Imagination And Bottling The Common Sense.

True Love Can Be No Deeper Than Your Capacity For Friendship, No Higher Than Your Ideals, And No Broader Than The Scope Of Your Vision.