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A Husband Is What Is Left Of A Lover, After The Nerve Has Been Extracted.

A Man's Desire For A Son Is Usually Nothing But The Wish To Duplicate Himself In Order That Such A Remarkable Pattern May Not Be Lost To The World.

Eternity: The Interval Between The Time When A Woman Discovers That A Man Is In Love With Her And The Time When He Finds It Out Himself And Tells Her About It.

Home Is Any Four Walls That Enclose The Right Person.

Marriage Is A Bargain, And Somebody Has To Get The Worst End Of The Bargain.