Many Men Kill Themselves For Love, But

A Man Always Mistakes A Woman's Clinging Devotion For Weakness, Until He Discovers That It Requires The Strength Of Samson, The Patience Of Job, And The Finesse Of Solomon To Untwine It.

Love Is Woman's Eternal Spring And Man's Eternal Fall. It Is A Game At Which Men Must Play Against Stacked Cards, And Without The Slightest Inkling Of The Trump.

The Tenderest Spot In A Man's Make-up Is Sometimes The Bald Spot On Top Of His Head.

Nowadays Love Is A Matter Of Chance, Matrimony A Matter Of Money And Divorce A Matter Of Course.

A Man Never Knows How To Say Goodbye; A Woman Never Knows When To Say It.