There's Only One Thing Wrong With My

Last Week I Was Walking By A Cemetery, Two Guys Came After Me With Shovels. It Was All About Money.

I'm A Bad Lover. Once I Caught A Peeping Tom Booing Me.

I Bought A New Book, '100 New Ways To Make Love'. I Ended Up In Traction - It Was A Misprint.

I Said To A Girl I'd Been Seeing, Come Home With Me, Honey, And I'll Show You Where It's At. She Said, You'd Better, Because The Last Time I Could'nt Find It.

If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong.