The Point Of Drinking In Moderation Is

Whiskey Will Always Be A Part Of My Life.

When I Black Out, It's The Happiest Time Of My Life.

I Have Been In A Lot Of Movies, But None Of Them Are Critics' Darlings, You Might Say.

You Know How Screwed Up Censorship Is, Two Girls Just Agreed To Make Out Naked In Front Of Their Fathers, And We Went Wait, Don't Curse.

I'm Not Going To Lie To You Fellas, I've Been Drinking