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Indeed, Moderation Is My Middle Name (though I Do Not Often Use It In Signing Legal Documents)

Never Eat At A Place Called 'moms', But If The Only Other Place In Town Has A Sign That Says 'eats', Go Back To Moms.

The Best Thing To Break Is A Contract.

What A Gorgeous Day. What Effulgent Sunshine. It Was A Day Of This Sort The Mcgillicuddy Brothers Murdered Their Mother With An Axe.

Thou Shalt Not Kill Anything Less Than A Fifth.