Indeed, Moderation Is My Middle Name (though

I'm Looking For Loopholes. (said When Caught Reading The Bible.).

If A Thing Is Worth Having, It's Worth Cheating For.

No Doubt Exists That All Women Are Crazy; It's Only A Question Of Degree.

My Heart Is A Bargain Today. Will You Take It?

The Movie People Would Have Nothing To Do With Me Until They Heard Me Speak In A Broadway Play, Then They All Wanted To Sign Me For The Silent Movies.